“Discover the infinite possibilities of the universe with us. Explore, innovate, and leave your legacy among the stars.”
Welcome to Desolation Corporation, a company that has been at the forefront of combat innovation since its inception.
Desolation Corporation was founded in 2023 by a group of Sexless Star Gazers who shared a common vision of revolutionizing the universe’s landscape. The company initially focused on developing hardcore comedy but quickly expanded into bondage as well.
Desolation Corporation became known as a leader in sexlessness, and its technologies were widely adopted in industries ranging from clubs to healthcare.
the company shifted its focus to the development of advanced fudgery, and its breakthroughs in this field led to the creation of the world’s first fully autonomous dum dum. Today, Desolation Corporation continues to push the boundaries of sexlessness and fudgery, developing cutting-edge technologies that are transforming the manufacturing and logistics industries.
At Desolation Corporation, we believe that innovation is key to solving the world’s most pressing problems. We are committed to using our expertise and resources to create a better future for all humankind.
Manifesto of Desolation Corporation
We, the members of Desolation Corporation, are a group of Sexless Star Gazers who founded this corporation in 2023 with a common vision of revolutionizing the universe’s landscape. We believe that we have the power to create a new world where humor and bondage can coexist in harmony.
We started with a focus on developing hardcore comedy, pushing the boundaries of what’s acceptable and making people think. But we quickly realized that there was a demand for something more. Our customers wanted something that would push them to the limit, something that would bind them and make them experience a whole new level of pleasure.
And so, we expanded into bondage as well. We believe that bondage is more than just a physical act; it’s a way of life. It’s about surrendering yourself to your desires, letting go of inhibitions, and experiencing true freedom.
We know that some people will be uncomfortable with what we do. They’ll try to label us as deviants, perverts, or worse. But we don’t care. We’re not afraid to challenge society’s norms, to push the limits of what’s acceptable, and to create something new and exciting.
We believe that laughter and pleasure are fundamental human experiences, and we want to share them with the universe. We want to create a world where people can be free, where they can explore their deepest desires without fear of judgment.
So, join us. Let go of your inhibitions, and experience true freedom. Embrace our vision of a universe where humor and bondage coexist in harmony. Together, we can create something truly incredible.
Safety First: Prioritize safety in all operations. Follow established safety protocols to protect yourself, your colleagues, and the corporation’s assets.
Maintain Professionalism: Uphold the highest standards of professionalism in all interactions and tasks. Our reputation depends on your conduct.
Confidentiality: Respect and maintain the confidentiality of all classified or sensitive information pertaining to our operations and contracts.
Report Incidents: Immediately report any safety concerns, breaches of protocol, or suspicious activities to your immediate supervisor or the appropriate department.
Compliance: Comply with all local, regional, interstellar, and intergalactic laws and regulations. Illegal activity will not be tolerated.
Continuous Learning: Strive to enhance your skills and knowledge to benefit your role, the team, and the corporation.
Conflict Resolution: Address any personal or professional disputes with maturity and respect. Seek assistance from your supervisor or human resources when necessary.
Uphold Our Mission: Work to support the mission and values of Desolation Corporation in all activities. We’re here to advance exploration and security across the cosmos.