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Making your world better. Whether you want us to or not.
Innovation
Every day, something we make makes your life better.
Usually.
What do we make?
Power, we make that. Technology, we make that too. Cows. Well no, we don’t make that. Although, we have made a sheep. We make medicine, food, all sorts of things. Now stop asking questions.
Military Applications
Airdropped “Bunnies”
Deadly Solar Ovens
Remorseless Cyborg
and more…
Biomedical
Pills that look like candy
Bio-Computer “Johnny”
Hurricane-Proof Dogs
and more…
Food Products
Cowless Beef
“Extra-Fun” Mac and Cheese
Aerodynamic Bagels
and more…
Other
Sweet-Scented Light Bulbs
The Octo-Chicken
Hornet Attracting Perfume
and more…
Veridian Dynamics is a family, just like yours.
But we don’t waste our time with game night. We put our family to work. We mean real work. Not just raking the yard.
Our family works for every member of your family.
Even the dead ones. And we’re working to bring them back and copy them, in case you lose them again.
We love our Veridian Dynamic family.
Which is why we work nights, weekends, and major holidays. Because that’s when families should be together.
When it comes to a career, we know you have many choices.
Or perhaps none at all. Either way, why not explore the opportunities waiting for you at one of the largest, most innovative companies in the world?
At Veridian Dynamics, we have our tentacles in everything.
That’s right. Tentacles. Because our biomedical division is experimenting with using actual tentacles as a fun, efficient replacement for boring human fingers. It works.
Or maybe you’d like to enter the glamorous world of professional test subjects.
It’s true! You can actually get paid just to try new drugs, many of which have no unintended side effects*. It’s like getting free money, just to live in your college dorm again.
Whether it’s industrial products, consumer goods, biomedical, food products, defense technology, or more: we have a place for you.
We’re working hard to make the world a better place. At least the parts we care about. Sorry Denmark. You know why we’re mad.
Come join the Veridian Dynamics family!
*If you’re lucky.
