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Whalez / WHALEZ
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Welcome to Whalez!
We love Star Citizen, fund it with pride, and fly with flair. Whether you’re here to explore the stars or flex your fleet, you’re in good company. No shame, no refunds—just big ships and bigger dreams.
History
A Brief and Ridiculous History of Whalez
Long ago, in the unregulated depths of the Stanton system’s black market credit exchanges, a small group of pilots realized something extraordinary: they had accidentally spent more than their actual net worth on ships they couldn’t yet fly.
Instead of retreating into shame like lesser lifeforms, they embraced it.
Thus, Whalez was born.
Founded in 2949 by the mysterious and possibly tax-evading figure known only as “The Leviathan,” Whalez quickly grew from a Discord joke into the most financially irresponsible pod in the galaxy.
They came with fleets.
They came with flair.
They came with so many 890 Jumps it caused a server crash.
United not by purpose, but by purchasing power, Whalez operates on three sacred principles:
Flex first, ask questions never.
If you can’t land it in your hangar, it’s not worth owning.
“Refund” is a dirty word.
With holdings in half the ‘verse and enough Origin ships to start a diplomatic incident, Whalez continues to grow—not through conquest, but by luring in fresh recruits with the sweet siren song of impulse purchases and non-refundable limited-time packages.
Join us. Your wallet already has.
Manifesto
Whalez Manifesto
In Credits We Trust.
We are Whalez—the proud, the plush, the platinum-card pilots of the ‘verse. We do not apologize for our fleets. We do not shrink from our ships. We swipe, we flex, and we fly.
We are the ones who preordered before there was a hangar.
We are the ones who melted a Javelin to buy another Javelin—because we could.
We are the reason your server crashes when you open your mobiGlas.
Whalez do not ask permission. We buy landing rights.
We believe:
That luxury is a loadout.
That a wallet is the best weapon.
That every LTI token has a destiny—and that destiny is gold-plated.
We do not grind. We glide.
We do not farm. We fund.
We do not haul boxes—unless they contain champagne.
Our cause is not conquest, but celebration.
Our mission is not war, but whimsy.
Our purpose is simple: to make the stars blink twice in disbelief.
We are not just players.
We are a financial force of nature.
We are Whalez.
Now get out of our hangar—we need room for one more Carrack.
Charter
Whalez Charter
Proud Supporters of the Dream
At Whalez, we believe that Star Citizen is more than just a game—
it’s a vision of what the future of space simulation can be.
We are a collective of passionate backers who love this universe and believe in its potential. We are proud of the fleets we’ve assembled, not for status or spectacle alone, but because they represent our investment in something bigger: the ongoing development of a living, breathing sci-fi universe unlike anything that’s come before.
We don’t shy away from the term whale. We embrace it.
We are here because we want Star Citizen to thrive.
And we’re happy to fund that future—generously, consistently, and with enthusiasm.
As Whalez, we stand for:
Support – We back development through pledges and participation, knowing our contributions help the project evolve.
Community – We welcome players of all backgrounds who believe in the vision and want to be part of something ambitious.
Optimism – We understand the scope and challenge of what’s being built—and we’re here for the long haul.
Fun – While others count frames, we count hangars. We fly big, we laugh loud, and we always have room for one more.
This charter is not a contract.
It’s a commitment to passion, patience, and the belief that when it finally arrives, Star Citizen will have been worth every credit.
We’re here. We’re funded. We’re ready.
We are Whalez.
