CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #4072041
Profile
3ggless
Handle name 3ggless
IAE2954
Main organization
Enlisted Nov 23, 2024
Location South Africa , Western Cape
Fluency English
Bio
[IDN:B2AC1733]
Hey all! I’ve officially mastered the ancient art of self-detonation. Explosions? Planned. Crashes? Calculated. I passed my safety test because the instructor... didn't. If you need a co-pilot who might accidentally jettison the cargo bay or forget which button doesn’t fire missiles, I’m your crewmate. Just don’t ask me to land—unless you like your ships spicy and upside-down.
Currently accepting job offers in:
Strategic hull reconfiguration
Emergency unplanned EVAs
Dramatic cinematic deaths
Fly safe (or don’t, I sure don’t).
Hey all! I’ve officially mastered the ancient art of self-detonation. Explosions? Planned. Crashes? Calculated. I passed my safety test because the instructor... didn't. If you need a co-pilot who might accidentally jettison the cargo bay or forget which button doesn’t fire missiles, I’m your crewmate. Just don’t ask me to land—unless you like your ships spicy and upside-down.
Currently accepting job offers in:
Strategic hull reconfiguration
Emergency unplanned EVAs
Dramatic cinematic deaths
Fly safe (or don’t, I sure don’t).