CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #129136
Profile
Aeseri
Handle name Aeseri
Bounty Hunter
Main organization
Enlisted Apr 17, 2013
Location United States , North Carolina
Fluency English
Website http://sih.onemadogre.com/default.asp
Bio
Injured as a child in a tragic "Get off my lawn!" incident, has a pathological fear of brooms and other household cleaning apparatuses.
Has a full set of gold teeth, though prefers to leave them coated in a synthetic porcelain polymer.
Earned fame through meticulous manipulation of the party napkin industry, only to lose it all due to a rare variant of gambling addiction, Hypohampstertoria.
Likes: cheap knockoff watches
Dislikes: the vegetable packets found with dehydrated noodles.
Full title: Aeseri Prescott Rufus Pennyworth Moneybucks III, Esq., Baron of Hampster IV and Heir Presumptive to the Westfelt Duchy of Nylar IV, prior to the Polyestery Schism
Famous quotes:
-"The key to ruling the Party Napkin Barony of Hampster IV is colorful streamers. Ruthless, efficient, festive; we'll be gods amongst men."
-Aeseri, 2940
-"I bet all of my fame on 22 black."
-Aeseri, 2942
Has a full set of gold teeth, though prefers to leave them coated in a synthetic porcelain polymer.
Earned fame through meticulous manipulation of the party napkin industry, only to lose it all due to a rare variant of gambling addiction, Hypohampstertoria.
Likes: cheap knockoff watches
Dislikes: the vegetable packets found with dehydrated noodles.
Full title: Aeseri Prescott Rufus Pennyworth Moneybucks III, Esq., Baron of Hampster IV and Heir Presumptive to the Westfelt Duchy of Nylar IV, prior to the Polyestery Schism
Famous quotes:
-"The key to ruling the Party Napkin Barony of Hampster IV is colorful streamers. Ruthless, efficient, festive; we'll be gods amongst men."
-Aeseri, 2940
-"I bet all of my fame on 22 black."
-Aeseri, 2942