CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #126210
Profile
Noods The Giant
Handle name NoodsTheGiant
Veteran Backer
Main organization
Enlisted Apr 2, 2013
Location United States , Oklahoma
Fluency English
Bio
How many palindromes?
I grew up in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns. Though, life was never normal–never odd or even. Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut. Lewd I did live; evil did I dwell. I’ve always been a drinker, but never a drunk. Lager, sir, is regal. As a teen, I found myself pirating under a man named Cain. Cain: a maniac. He was worshiped by the other crime rings. Dog–as a devil deified–lived as a god. I always envied him. I always hated him. But I must credit him with who I am. He’s the one who got me off Earth for the first time & it was in his ring that I met my buddy, Neil–an alien. He was a Banu working for Cain. Together we raised our ranks and soon Neil was in the top spot. Devil never even lived. Cain shot him down out of fear and threatened to do the same to me if I didn’t leave Earth.
I do my own jobs now. And the few businessmen like me can see that interstellar markets are changing. Are we not drawn onward to new era? We are.
We few.
I grew up in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Snug & raw was I ere I saw war & guns. Though, life was never normal–never odd or even. Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut. Lewd I did live; evil did I dwell. I’ve always been a drinker, but never a drunk. Lager, sir, is regal. As a teen, I found myself pirating under a man named Cain. Cain: a maniac. He was worshiped by the other crime rings. Dog–as a devil deified–lived as a god. I always envied him. I always hated him. But I must credit him with who I am. He’s the one who got me off Earth for the first time & it was in his ring that I met my buddy, Neil–an alien. He was a Banu working for Cain. Together we raised our ranks and soon Neil was in the top spot. Devil never even lived. Cain shot him down out of fear and threatened to do the same to me if I didn’t leave Earth.
I do my own jobs now. And the few businessmen like me can see that interstellar markets are changing. Are we not drawn onward to new era? We are.
We few.