CITIZEN DOSSIER
UEE Citizen Record #873789
Profile
Quasaris
Handle name Quasaris
Bounty Hunter
Main organization
Enlisted Apr 16, 2015
Location Spain , Valencia
Fluency Spanish, English
Bio
A space muppet frog? Don't be fooled naive humans !!!
Our invading forces were ready to take on earth, silently awaiting the order at the opposite side of the sun. Then something went wrong, terribly wrong. The fleet came too close to the sun, and our biogenetically engineered starships catched fire as if they were made out of green cloth.
Arrrr!
And I was left here, alone...
Then I was named Kermit and treated as a muppet by humankind. But not anymore...
I shall rise again !!
After waiting for centuries now I have the means to reach my goal, it is the right time to set in motion my thoughtfully crafted 3-step master plan...
Step 0 - Drink some beer to think more clearly
...
Step 1 - Get an Aurora class spaceship & paint it green
Step 2 - Manage to reach the pedals
Step 3 - CONQUER THE UNIVERSE !!!
Our invading forces were ready to take on earth, silently awaiting the order at the opposite side of the sun. Then something went wrong, terribly wrong. The fleet came too close to the sun, and our biogenetically engineered starships catched fire as if they were made out of green cloth.
Arrrr!
And I was left here, alone...
Then I was named Kermit and treated as a muppet by humankind. But not anymore...
I shall rise again !!
After waiting for centuries now I have the means to reach my goal, it is the right time to set in motion my thoughtfully crafted 3-step master plan...
Step 0 - Drink some beer to think more clearly
...
Step 1 - Get an Aurora class spaceship & paint it green
Step 2 - Manage to reach the pedals
Step 3 - CONQUER THE UNIVERSE !!!