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UEE Citizen Record #1286619
Profile
SirFucksworth
Handle name SirFucksworth
High Admiral
Main organization
Enlisted Feb 23, 2016
Fluency English
Website http://www.cornhub.com
Bio
No one is entirely sure where Sir Fucksworth came from. Some say he was born in the back room of a GrimHEX bar during a knife fight. Others claim he clawed his way up from a dockside cargo handler who solved problems with equal parts profanity, intimidation, and a suspiciously effective strategy.
What is known is that Sir Fucksworth commands fleets the same way he commands a room: loudly, brutally honestly, and with a vocabulary that could peel the paint off a Carrack hull. Underneath the torrents of insults and creative obscenities lies a mind that understands the cold math of war better than most.
Pirates fear him. Bureaucrats despise him. His crews swear by him.
He drinks too much, insults everyone equally, and has somehow turned more hopeless engagements into victories than any other.
When asked about his leadership philosophy, Sir Fucksworth reportedly said:
“War’s simple. Don’t be stupid, don’t be slow, and if you’re gonna die—try to take the other bastard with you.”
What is known is that Sir Fucksworth commands fleets the same way he commands a room: loudly, brutally honestly, and with a vocabulary that could peel the paint off a Carrack hull. Underneath the torrents of insults and creative obscenities lies a mind that understands the cold math of war better than most.
Pirates fear him. Bureaucrats despise him. His crews swear by him.
He drinks too much, insults everyone equally, and has somehow turned more hopeless engagements into victories than any other.
When asked about his leadership philosophy, Sir Fucksworth reportedly said:
“War’s simple. Don’t be stupid, don’t be slow, and if you’re gonna die—try to take the other bastard with you.”