Alien Week 2955 – Wikelo’s Nine Tastes Contest

The Kraken's Slimebath

Chef's Interstellar Creation Step into the realm of the surreal with The Kraken’s Slimebath, a signature dish from beyond the stars, served in a regal silver goblet worthy of alien royalty. Emerging from the depths of a forgotten galaxy, this immersive culinary experience combines edible alchemy, molecular mixology, and extraterrestrial whimsy.

🌿 Main Attraction – Edible Slime Soak Suspended in a luminous, neon-green edible slime, this dish features sculpted alien appendages and an ominous cyclopean eye peering from the viscous depths. The slime, tangy and subtly sweet, is infused with exotic fruit extracts and naturally thickened to deliver a textured, ooze-like experience that melts on your tongue but lingers in your imagination.

🫧 Side Elements – Molecular Pearls Flanking the goblet are twin vessels containing bursting boba pearls:

Stellar Citrus Spheres – vibrant orange pearls that explode with zesty lemon-lime. Milky Way Melon Orbs – cool, honeydew-inspired pearls cloaked in a subtle vanilla mist. Spoon them in or sip them solo — either way, they’re a juicy tribute to alien biodiversity.

💀 Elixir Pairing – Vodka Skulls

Served in chillingly elegant crystal skull bottles, our triple-distilled arctic vodka is a nod to the icy moons of Europa. Smooth and haunting, each shot offers a refined burn to complement the sweetness of the slime and pearls — with a finish that feels like a solar flare down your spine.

🪙 Galactic Garnish – Bitcoin Gold Doubloons Because every intergalactic feast deserves flair, this dish is finished with gold-foil chocolate coins styled as Bitcoin — a nod to Earth’s oddest currency and the universal language of luxury.

Note from the Chef: “Not everything that emerges from the void is to be feared. Some things are meant to be devoured.”