Love, Actually: Stories of the 'Verse 2956 Contest

A long time ago in a hangar far away, there stood a few friends. These Citizens loved doing bunkers and delving into the glorious loots that could be found. After each mission the friends would travel back to Seraphim Station where they would split the spoils of war and looting. After the perilous journey they loved showing off their ships and loot. One night in 2953 one of the friends was able to obtain a Crusader C1 Spirit. While the friends were looking at the back of the C1 Spirit, one friend named Uboo saw something the others didn't. Uboo saw the lines and sleekness of the ramp of the C1 Spirit. He also noticed illumination of the guiding ramp lights around the C1's ramp, and without even thinking Uboo said, "I Love Ramp." This was the moment that the phrase "I Love Ramp" was born. The rest is now history. Uboo truly loves ramps and how fast they are to deploy. He loves to see what actuators or mechanisms lower the ramps. He checks to see if the ramp’s edge will touch the ground or if there is a gap. He even will check to see if things will roll down the ramps at a certain speed of angular motion. There is a ramp to use ratio that must be met. So, when you're in the verse and you hear or see the words "I Love Ramp" you will now know the story of the origin and how the love of ramps started that one lovely night. This is just one chapter in the ways of Ramp. I ask you now to think back on the ship that you love most. Does it have a ramp, and what makes that ramp special. Close your eyes and picture the ramp in your mind. Then ask the most important question, “Do you love Ramp?”