Last week, all across Stanton, authorities have been called to act upon frequent reports of crimes against morals and public decency, spectrum was buzzing with a new trend that depicted people shedding their clothes and most valued equipment for fear of being stripped of their belongings.
Anyone who visited Grim Hex in the past witnessed the naked bodies of passed out or actually dead people making the station just to it's name. While In the last months the novelty was how the Ninetails crackdown on looters and scavengers lead to a more chaste Grim. So just as the downtrodden dressed up the upstanding dressed down, what sort of cosmic balance or divine justice was this?
"Nudists in Stanton, now I've seen it all."
Bad News took the streets and stations of Stanton to expose the source of all the the spectrum frenzy, but while some had ogled, we weren't able to cover a single participant.
All the while health specialists issued warnings against the immediate dangers of vacuum and radiation exposure. Bioticicorp created a task force to investigate possible correlation with the ongoing regen crisis and it's effect on mental health. At the same time Rayari Inc. issued a spectrum wide alert to all independent contractors delivering Sunset Berries for research, to not handle the fruit bare handed and to keep it away from Life Support filters. There was even a cautionary notice from Crusader Security .
The naked truth is that it was yet another fear mongering viral spectrum post, and our attire will not retire.
So you better keep your pants on because *Everyone Knows Bad News Travels Fast!*
Photo credits: u/chonkrider
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