“PES-SM-istic Statistic"

Some time ago prior to the 10th year anniversary, in response to the challenging dynamics that COVID had brought on the project, Chris Roberts wrote a Letter From the Chairman - I'm sharing this response of mine (belatedly) for your humors.

"Many of you have read by now the Letter From the Chairman a short time ago. It was very good to hear from Chris and to get such fantastic news about the project; I was fired up all over again. While I was reading, I realized there were quite a few acronyms and I started to write them down as I came to them. Don’t ask me how or why but I saw a pattern that sounded a little funny but almost made sense and I decided to turn it into a rhyme or poem of sorts. I’m sharing here the final product for your entertainment." - Atmotaye, 6/25/22

The bugs were making play DAU-nting

And thus, my concerns were MAU-nting

Overall, I was starting to feel **PES-SM-**istic

Then I took a MMO-ment

to read what was sent

from the man of the chair, Chris Roberts

He said he knew that it SSOCS

when you can’t do what you want

and iCache had a reputation not keeping

I was gonna get RL

when he EG’d me on still

to discuss all the PUU I’d experienced

But I got a gRPC

When I had a looksee

At the QA-lity tech shown in that meeting

For this time next year

In Pyro so near

the SMM-bol of DSM-al corruption

I’ll get my CS gladly

for littering badly

In LZs across two different systems