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Amalgamated Federation of Intoxicated Scientists / AFIS
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Exploration -
Engineering
The Amalgamated Federation of Intoxicated Scientists (AFIS) has the primary mission of exploration – with a two drink minimum. We believe science is best done with a proper buzz, and we will fight anyone who says otherwise. All are welcome to turn on, tune in and pass out. Clothing optional.
History
AFIS was founded on a simple, but revolutionary idea – if science is so much fun while sober, then it must be even better when drunk. With this foundation in mind, and a case of beer in hand, we first began exploring the Universe in the year 2014.
Manifesto
This is the adventure of the Amalgamated Federation of Intoxicated Scientists. Assigned a five(ish) year galaxy patrol, the bold crew of the giant star fleet explores the excitement of strange new worlds, uncharted civilizations, and exotic beverages. These are its voyages and its adventures.
The first of many factors is the compelling urge of man to explore and to imbibe, the thrust of curiosity that leads men to try to boldly go where no one has gone before, mostly between the hours of noon and whenever happy hour starts. The surface of the earth has now been explored and men now turn on the exploration of outer space as their next objective. Or, in the words of our greatest philosopher – “Party on Garth.”
Charter
RULES!
1. Two drink minimum. No exceptions.
2. Be excellent to each other.
3. Shirts and shoes optional.
4. No Stairway.
5. Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven.
6. There are no magnetic monopoles.
7. Intolerance will not be tolerated.
8. There are no stupid questions.
9. There are many stupid people.
10. God is dead, and we have killed it.
The above list, though hilarious, is not complete. These rules are subject to change without notice. There will be a pop quiz next week.