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Bad News – Intergalactic News and Intelligence Agency

“Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news”
Douglas Adams



History

Founded in 2946 by Jaaku Guimas. The agency ran from his CNOU Nomad for a couple of years before leasing an office floor near Riker Memorial Spaceport in Area18, Arccorp.
Since then, the company has grown to be one of Stanton’s most reputable independent news wire service provider.

Currently Bad News mobile office, an MSR called IMS Hippolyta provides editorial support to field reporters and is usually not far from reporter ships like the IMS Clementine (Reliant Mako).

Manifesto

“One of the problems has to do with the speed of light and the difficulties involved in trying to exceed it. You can’t. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.”

-Douglas Adams

Bad News – Intergalactic News and Intelligence Agency

Our mission:
  • Provide Public News (follow our News Feed, link it to your discord);
  • Acquire information, from all corners of the universe;
  • Provide sensible and valuable information to our investors and affiliates;
  • Have deep connections with as many organisations as possible.

Join us! Be a member; an affiliate, an infiltrate,

We look for people that will provide us with information, being it anonymous or occasional tips to frequent sources and specially members to actively carryout the collection, transport and deliver this information. Bad news are just a way for us to travel fast, and we intend to travel fast everywhere, for that we need good pilots and crews from all trades of business.

Job Opportunities:

- Assignment Editor ( Manage members, ranking)
- Public Relations (Manage Branding)
- HR Director (Recruitment, Applications)
- Director of Intelligence (Classified)
- Loremaster
-Copy/Editor
- Reporter; Correspondent; Opinion Columnist; Anchor
- Source

Diversification:

Normally information doesn’t take much space in the cargo hold so we are happy to diversify and partake in diverse fields of work, providing discrete taxi service for citizens procuring a fast low profile means of transportation, delivering a fast and effective cease-and-desist notification/orders to pirates or other citizens interfering with your activities.

Charter

“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
bq. Spaceships hang “in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
- Douglas Adams

Our Sacred Rules:

  1. Thou shalt always deliver bad news;
  2. Thou shalt never delay;
  3. Thou shalt never hide the facts;
  4. Thou shalt always justify;
  5. Thou shalt always look for the silver lining;
  6. Thou shalt always bring solutions;
  7. Thou shalt always remember your multiple audiences;
  8. Thou shalt always treat people gracefully, with respect and dignity;
  9. Thou shalt be well versed in sarcasm and irony;
  10. Thou shalt know when to bend the rules.

Contacts:

Discord Server – https://discord.gg/anWjhyz4WT
Spectrum Page – https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/BADNEWS