Church of Danny DeVito / DEVITO

THE TRUTH OF DEVITO

It’s no lie, that across all nations, across all continents, across the entire world all people admire and speak of Danny DeVito, but one aspect of Danny, that few appreciate is his diversity in religious and faith appeal. His astounding roles in universally praised films including; Batman Returns 1992, Matilda 1996, Twins 1988, the Lorax 2012 and so on and so on. In every other aspects Danny proves to be of holy decent. Such as his stature and words of great wisdom including ” Danny DeVito to an almost majority ruling is that of definite Messiah attributions.

One important theme of this subject is the religious and sacred respect of our savior. We must respect and protect the dignity of our very faith. However there are many among us we are unaware of that threaten this exponentially critical way of life and morality.
These are not demons or evil spirits, or monsters of the devil. These threats are our fellow human beings. Our lovers, our friends and even our family. use these Techniques in identifying and executing an appropriate strategy.

Identifying
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The first step in identification is appearance. Are they wearing clothing or speaking well of the fake Messiahs such as;zach galifianakis, Seth Rogan etc. Our spiritual expert Madeleine says that “They’re going to hell”.
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The Second step in identification is not knowing the entire career of film projects Danny DeVito has graced within. If a non believer claims to be of faith but doesn’t know every line in the masterpiece Matilda, chances are they’re a sinner.
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Are they outwardly saying that Danny DeVito is not of Holy decent? These sinners in particular are a dangerous breed. Be cautious in your strategy of conversion or rejection.

Strategies
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One way of coping with a sinning non believer is to create Ad hominem’s while yelling at them. Tell them that they are going to hell because they are hating Danny DeVito, tell them that they’re stupid and have mental issues because they do not appreciate the sanctity of DeVito’s faith and existence.
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Completely reject them. If theyr’re too far gone than just completely reject them from your life. They are now a threat to your very morality and purity.
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If they have any remote chance of conversion, lock them within a room where only Danny DeVito films and podcasts play on loops for days on end. Release them and interview them to determine if they have seen the light of the spirituality of DeVito.

Now that you’ve identified and utilized Strategies you should be safe and secure from the threat of inner relationship threats. The fight however is not over. For the love of DeVito, Let’s all protect our Messiah’s sanctity and keep fighting for the righteousness that is his worship.

So you think you’re tough do you? Well, you better think again! Because if we’ve learnt anything from the teachings of DeVito it’s that life is uncertain!

“I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world.” – Danny DeVito

So you better shape up and start spreading DeVito’s teachings! Make it a better world for everyone! The biggest fight isn’t in real life combat but the spiritual type! With Seth Rogan still bringing in box office films, our very sanctity is at threat! I encourage everyone today, to get out there and fight for DeVito! Speak to neighbours, protest every single damn Amy Schumer film she releases especially her new one ‘SNATCHED’! Make a real impact. Get out there! Start your activism fight for what’s right!