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Goldmen Inc

“You gotta work for a living, why not live to work for me!” -Goldman

There is no finer businessman than Mr. Goldman, and when you do what he asks, you get a cut of the profits. What more could you ask for?

Become one of the Goldmen today!

History Manifesto Charter

History

Origins

Goldmen Inc. was founded by Mr. Goldman on Earth in the year 1980, and through his shrewd business investments and sheer force of will, he quickly turned Goldmen Inc. into a household name. Known for his dedication, negotiation skills, phone capabilities, and willingness to do whatever it takes to win, Mr. Goldman was eventually able to leverage his profits to invest into space enterprises, and vows to “buy the universe”. Thankfully in 2069 a new technology was developed that stopped Mr. Goldman from ageing, giving him unnaturally long life. Even now, after over 930 years, he is as ~~greedy~~ business minded as ever.

Manifesto

Make a lot of money.

Charter

What Goldman says is final.
What Goldman thinks is great.
What Goldman does is important.
What Goldman pays is fair
What Goldman hates is evil.