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Roberts Space Industries ®

The Lawn Darts / LAWNDART

  • Syndicate
  • Regular
  • Smuggling
    Smuggling
  • Piracy
    Piracy
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What’re ya buyin’? What’re ya sellin’? Avast! Err… Hello. I suppose I’m supposed to put something catchy here to make you want to join our little Organization. Ok, how about this:

LAWN DARTS KILL CHILDREN.

Gah, that’s a bit harsh! I’d say we unnecessarily maim them, at most.

History Manifesto Charter

History

The Lawn Darts have been founded by Cap’n Lawn Dart Dupree and his First Mate, Bunny LaFee (aka Evil B and The Kill Bunny from the podcast Smashing Controllers). We are admittedly not very good pirates, but have been known to be able to run a blockade or two with much needed (or at least, much desired) goods. Call us “Privateers”… with letters of mark that come from the highest bidder.

Manifesto

Jobs. Who needs ‘em?! The fact is, their is a fortune out to be made in the far reaches of the space lanes for those willing to reach out and grab it. The Lawn Darts are out to have a good time, and they don’t let silly things like “work” or “the law” get in the way of that. They spend their time running ill-gotten goods purchased on the black market to and from the hottest night spots across the galaxy.

The Ultimate Goal of The Lawn Darts is, win or lose, to have a blast!

Charter

CHARTER OF THE SMUGGLER’S ALLIANCE HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS THE LAWN DARTS:

  1. DON’T take things too seriously. Getting all butthurt is grounds for immediate expulsion.
  2. DO be ready to help your fellow Lawn Dart. This is a social club above all else and we are here to spend time together as a team.
  3. DON’T steal from your fellow Lawn Dart. That’s a sure fire way to earning yourself the Black Spot.
  4. DO team up to steal from others! We are pirates, after all.
  5. DON’T get caught. It is better to flee and live than to “man up” and die. We have nothing to prove.
  6. DO try something new every time you log in. Grinding out missions only shows you a fraction of the game.
  7. DON’T speak for the guild, unless that’s your job, of course.
  8. DO tell your friends! We’re here to play. The goal of this Organization is to have a great time, win or lose.

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