Massive Gravity Agency / MGA

*Welcome to the Massive Gravity Agency (MGA)—a clandestine syndicate that dances on the event horizon, where legality unravels like a frayed wormhole. If you’re tired of the cosmic status quo, if you crave forbidden knowledge, and if your moral compass is a rusty gyroscope, then step into the shadows. We’ve been expecting you.

Why Choose MGA?

Backdoor Diplomacy: Our motto? “Bypass, infiltrate, subvert.” We broker deals with rogue AIs, negotiate with black-market quasars, and slip through the cracks in spacetime. The Galactic Council thinks they’re in control. We beg to differ.
Quantum Heists: Forget petty loot. We’re after the big anomalies—the ones that defy causality. Stolen chronotrons, paradoxical relics, and the elusive Eternity Codex. Rumor has it, it rewrites fate itself.
Cryptic Crew: Our ranks include exiled scientists, reprogrammed assassins, and a sentient nebula named Nyx. Trust no one, but trust them even less.
Tech Noir: Our gear? State-of-the-art. Neural scramblers, phase-shift daggers, and cloaking suits that make you invisible to both sensors and conscience.
The Nexus: Our base? A derelict moon, hollowed out by a cosmic cataclysm. The air smells of ionized plasma and regret. The bar serves synthwhiskey—guaranteed to blur your memories and your ethics.
The Contract: Sign in blood. Or plasma. Or whatever fluid you prefer. Just know that once you’re in, there’s no exit. Death is optional. Betrayal isn’t.
Requirements:

Grit: You’ll face black holes, quantum storms, and existential dread. Bring your own sanity; we don’t provide refunds.
Alias: Choose a name that echoes across light-years. “Cipher,” “Nova,” or “Entropy”—pick your poison.
Zero Gravity Etiquette: When boarding enemy vessels, mind the upholstery. And the antimatter traps.
Taste for Paradoxes: If you can unravel a Möbius strip without losing your mind, you’re halfway there.
Distrust Authority: The Council, the Empire, the Eldritch Conglomerate—they’re all pawns. The real game? It’s played in the dark.
Apply Now! Visit the Eventide Cantina on the asteroid belt near the Veil of Shadows. Look for the bartender with eyes like collapsing stars. Say the passphrase: “Entropy devours order.” If the shadows shift, you’re in.

MGA: Where gravity bends, and so do we.