Quantum Express! / MPRQ64

Our history starts with our motto: “Light wishes it was as fast as us!” We aim for high quality delivery and logistical services at the most affordable costs. We save money by using the highest quality expendable employees and assets. “Is that duct tape on a spaceship?” You may ask, well who needs to waste unnecessary credits on proper repair when simplicity will do. We aim for consistency and quality in everything we do. We’ve built this enterprise on intern corpses and mountains of spent shell casings, all to make our customers trust in us. As a testament to our service’s success, here’s some testimonies from our valued customers!

“My computer came damaged, what the hell?” – Customer in Lorville City

“Why does spaceship smell like corpses? Oh well, they got my vintage Hentai DVD collection here on time…. Wait, it’s missing some DVDs….” – Customer on Port Olisar

“These f*cking guys again? How many times do I have to pull them over for speeding regulations?” – UEE Patrol

“Doesn’ t completely suck.” – CEO’s Mother

“What a failure.” CEO’s Father

“I asked for a water shipment, only to end up with 100 cases of stimulants and liquor… I’m not complaining.” – Satisfied Customer on Daymar

“Who are these guys? They keep taking our parking space.” – UEE Pilot

Sigh – Imperator Kelos Costigan

“Why do I have radiation poisoning from these delivered rations? But hey, they were cheap!” – Satisfied, Deceased Customer on Microtech