As the Romans used to say “Si igitur tu non similis manducare quesadilla guy semper pessimus est”
Once, a man had a dream. To make the best quesadilla anyone had ever tasted. Legend has it that the recipe is still out there. We must find it.
While our search for our quesadilla recipe supreme is our primary obligation, those who fight for quesadilla make great bodyguards and hitmen.
TBH we’re all kind of a-holes