RED-HERRING EXPRESS COURIER / REDEX

As a small and uninteresting organization contracting exclusively for Covalex Shipping as a delivery service and nothing else, there are many services which we absolutely do not provide. Inexplicably and without suggestion, we’ll list them here for your convenience.

Red Herring proudly does not offer these turnkey solutions to organizations and individuals, at competitive prices:

-Espionage and Infiltration, Large and Small Scale
-Asymmetric Warfare Consultation or Execution
-Tactical Insertion of SpecOps Units
-Meteorology
-Anti-Piracy
-Anti-Anti-Piracy
-SAR Operations on Planetoids or in Vacuum
-Surface to Space Area Denial CAP/CAS/AA
-Communication Infrastructure Disruption
-Strategic Removal of Undesired Human Variables
-Extraction from Hostile Subterranean Work Environments
-Entomology, Specializing in Rare Space Beatles

If you require pricing quotation for any of the above services feel free to contact some other (non delivery service) organization which may provide them.
If you wish to collaborate on a strictly legal basis regarding the delivery of yellow Covalex Shipping boxes feel free to reach out using this definitely not sinister cypher:

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