The Vices & Narcotics Trade Intergalactic Yakuza, or “V.A.N,I.T.Y.”, is a completely legitimate and upfront law-abiding organisation that does its absolute BEST not to break ANY of the Entitlements- or rather, “Laws” put in place by the ever-merciful UEE and enforced by recognised Killers.
Who’s asking?
Tenant I. Thou shalt not Fuck with nor see Papa.
Tenant II. Don’t kill un-armed combatants if you’ve determined them to be non-threatening. We aren’t cops, we don’t shoot at unless provoked.
Tenant III. Don’t use your own supply to have a good time. Ask for extras, buy, whatever. But do NOT take your OWN shit.
Tenant IV. As best as possible, minimalise non-combatant casualties. As mentioned prior; we are NOT cops. While life isn’t precious, it sure as shit isn’t our right to cut down some construction worker who happened to be on the same planet as some fuck that owes money.
Tenant V. Approach each situation with calm-minds, cool-thoughts and a healthy amount of cautious paranoia. It’s a big universe, and while not everyone is out to get you, it doesn’t mean that everybody ISN’T out to get you, y’feel?
Tenant VI. Handle disputes responsibly. You’re playing with some harmful shit in potentially hostile sections of space, so don’t do anything stupid to fuck it up for the rest of us.
Tenant VII. VANITY will NOT allow for supremacist, xeno-phobic (both in the literal and the colloquial sense) ideals. Anyone promoting this will be dealt with accordingly.
Tenant VIII. We are a group of diverse planets, backgrounds, languages, sexes (or lack thereof), genders (or lack thereof), races, nations, etc., and intolerance will NOT be tolerated. Again, we’re not cops, who shoot first and ask questions never.
Tenant IX. Be cooperative with each other, not to the Empire.
Tenant X. Only operate when and where you are positive that you can safely and successfully do so. This includes: Drug-running/trafficking, Arms-dealing, Stolen Tech moving, Prison-transport stopping, Prisoner Breakouts, coup d’états, menage a trois, etc.